The Couch Potato
June 29th, 2007
Dear Ms Crabby
My boyfriend spends all his time sitting on the couch watching sports and racing when he isn’t at work, I can’t get him to do anything around the house, what can I do to motivate him to get busy?
Deep Fried
Dear Fried
You don’t say how much he works, and that might be a key issue, if he’s working long hours he might need the couch potato time to revitalize. If he’s working an easy office job, thats another issue entirely, encourage him to do some work at home if he’s not too tired, if he is, sympathize and tell him you understand, but ‘this’ or ‘that’ really needs to be done..
Does Sex Matter?
June 6th, 2007
Dear Ms Crabby,
My boyfriend and I have a wonderful relationship, we are kindred souls, and we get along great. There is one small problem though, our sex lives are terrible. We struggle with communicating what we want from each other, and we seem to be completely incompatible in bed. I’m not sure if its him or me, or both of us, but this aspect of our relationship is completely horrible. Does this matter in the long run? We are great companions otherwise.
Horny
Dear Horny,
Yes, it matters. It doesn’t matter if everything else in your relationship is perfect. All that qualifies you as is great friends, get a man you communicate with sexually, and be friends with this one.
The Dog Issue
June 5th, 2007
Dear Ms Crabby,
I want to have a puppy but my girlfriend says that I can’t. She says its too much responsibility, is she right?
signed Dogged
Dear Dogged,
First of all, remember that a cute little puppy will grow up to be a dog. Dogs are a lot different than puppies. First you’ll have to deal with messes, whining, and having to be there at all times for the puppy.
Then come the considerations for dogs.
Do you live in a place where you can have a dog? Do you have a place where a dog will be comfortable. And do you want to have your choices for living limited by having a dog.
You better think through these issues thoroughly before getting that sweet little puppy.
My Boyfriend Doesn’t Have a Conscience
June 5th, 2007
Dear MS Crabby,
I have a problem, my boyfriend blames me for everything. When things don’t go right he keeps telling me its because of something that I have done. According to him he never makes a mistake, and every time things go bad, its because of me.
signed, resigned
Dear Resigned
People who have no conscience rely on having others to put down, its the only way they can prove their (percieved) superiority. There’s lots of fish in the sea, get yourself one who doesn’t need to put someone else down to prove their worth.
